There are a lot of wild superheroes flying around my neighborhood and they keep bumping into the living room window.
I think they’re just attacking their own reflections.
It seems to always happen after a crime-fighting superhero get-together barbecue.
They’re pretty wild.
Arm wrestling is popular, Frisbees get tossed completely around the globe, and someone always has a bit too much to drink and digs for China, often successfully.