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Welcome to the wonderful world of the Hanson Fandom, you’ll be receiving your welcome muffins in the mail. There are some ground rules that we need to go over before you attend any future show. So, let’s start:

1. Screaming “I LOVE YOU, ZAC!!!” or “TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF!” during ballads will not get you into their pants. They’re married. Happily married. Also, they really hate it when people do that. And you’re just pissing off the older fans who have been to concert after concert and are finally hearing that one song. So, just shut up and listen.
2. Underwear is called underwear for a reason…it’s supposed to be worn underneath your clothes. This means no removal of the undergarments and tossing it on the stage. The guys do not have big enough “man boobs” for your bra, nor do their wives need your used, dirty bra. I’m sure some “rockstars” love the underwear fling-age…but we are not 60 year olds at a Tom Jones concert. keep the bras on, ladies!
3. Stage rushing. It doesn’t happen often, but I witnessed it tonight. Taylor looked at them like he couldn’t believe what he was seeing and they were quickly escorted off by security. This is a HUGE no-no!
4. When Zac jokes about practicing your “inner scream” what he really means is “SHUT THE FUCK UP! This is my song! I have the microphone! You sit your fucking ass down and listen!” He’s just too polite to say it.
5. Home made shirts are great and greatly encouraged…home made shirts that say “Zac, I’m thinking of you” are not. Why? Because Zac is not thinking of you…he’s thinking about his wife and kids.
6. Chanting “Zac Attack” will only result in an awesome burn from Zac, that you won’t take like that, but the rest of us will. Plus it was a 1997 book and saying.
7. Pretty much, don’t act like an asshole. You’re only embarrassing yourself. Seriously, Hanson will only think you have serious issues. Mental issues. Now, saying that, can all new fans please attempt to adhere to these rules, please?