DON’T PANIC. YOU’RE ON FIRE, SURE, BUT YOU’RE WEARING A VERY THICK SWEATER. IT WILL PROBABLY TAKE TEN MINUTES BEFORE YOUR SUBCUTANEOUS FAT BEGINS TO BUBBLE AND MELT. LET’S JUST SPEND THAT TIME STOPPING, DROPPING AND TELLING ME WHETHER OR NOT YOU SLEPT WITH MARK WHEN WE WERE DATING BACK IN 2007.
I’M NOT JUDGING YOU. I JUST THINK THIS IS A REALLY GOOD TIME TO HAVE AN HONEST AND IMPORTANT CONVERSATION WE MAY HAVE BEEN AVOIDING UP UNTIL NOW.
NO PRESSURE. TAKE YOUR TIME. THAT SWEATER IS SUPER THICK.