February 2012
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Drawings I saw today in a Cambridge Grammar book:
antiocial:
If you’re a straight male, never EVER do nor say it that way.
Don’t be a fool, lady. He only wants le pussy.
“And I’m gonna rape your child.”
Your clothes and skis kinda gave it away…
Nice cake, Seth Rogen.
So, who’s this black guy, Adam Sandler?
Creepy Old Man wants to be sure.
No shit, Sherlock!!!
In order to not disappear, eat your meal slowly.
Just...
January 2012
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katzenjammer asked: the face came from a drawing i found in the dorms, i drew the rest of it though and did the embroidery...but yeah, that's a funny observation!
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Music Is My Place To Hide: Dear New Hanson Fans, →
Welcome to the wonderful world of the Hanson Fandom, you’ll be receiving your welcome muffins in the mail.
There are some ground rules that we need to go over before you attend any future show.
So, let’s start:
Screaming “I LOVE YOU, ZAC!!!” or “TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF!” during ballads will not get you into their pants. They’re married. Happily married. Also, they really hate it when people do...
DO NOT RUN FROM OUR LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
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mattisbollywood:
Adam Sandler is a 35-year-old playboy manbaby who had it all with his cool single mom.
BUT THEN HIS MOM GOT REMARRIED
TO GRAMMY-AWARD-WINNING MUSICIAN SKRILLEX
And he’s gonna have to learn
That
HAVING A NEW DAD
ISN’T SO BAD.
The DubStep-father
This Christmas
I read this in “the voice”
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